Who Wants to be a Millionaire, Somalia Edition

The Rules:
1) You can not play alone.
2) You need a boat, (gasoline not required.)
3) Guns are required and rocket propelled grenades help too.

How to play:

With your friends and guns get in your boat and race out into ocean. Find a ship, the bigger the better. Now we get to the hard part. You and your friends have to get on the ship wave your guns around and then just wait. Money will be delivered at your behest. Now when the money is delivered be careful not to chase it overboard. Take the money and run.

After the first season they decided to change it up a bit. Now if for some reason the people on the ship fight back you may be forced to lie and take a hostage. Remember to keep all your friends together. Due to audience disappointment at the contestants always winning, several new outcomes have been introduced. Do not worry if you are planning on playing you are still in full control. The new phase is called the standoff round. This results when you fail to intimidate the people on the ship. Next time use bigger guns or find more timid people.

At this stage of the game your odds of winning the millions are slim, not to worry if you play correctly you still win. You may still successfully pull off millions but a much smaller amount than if you maintained control of the ship. Caution should be used with your guns now. The people watching you (usually a foreign Navy) will not respond well to force.

Now you are left with three outcomes:
1) Hold out for money.
2) Surrender.
3) Die.

Contestants may think that outcome 2 and 3 are not in the contestants favor. True death is not the best result but if you are Muslim you can start counting the virgins. If you surrender you will be brought to the most prosperous nation in the world and held in a prison system that will make you think that all Americans live like kings. Besides if you won the millions what would you buy, food from America that you can buy from the warlords in Somalia.

Now this season of Who Wants to be a Million, Somalia promises to be action packed and humanitarian as well. Changes for next season have been leaked and you could see the people on the target ships armed. Enjoy.